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27+ Clean Awesome Jokes To Say To Narcissistic Jerks


Sometimes you don’t want to come down to their level and become dirty like them. Here are 27+ Clean Awesome Jokes To Say To Narcissistic Jerks!

Saying these will remind them of who they are, and also help you keep your self-esteem!

27+ Clean Awesome Jokes To Say To Narcissistic Jerks

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1 – “Oh, I heard you, I just don’t care!”

2 – “Here’s an idea, go play in traffic!”

3 – “The village called, they want their idiot back!”

4 – “I would agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong!”

5 – “I like the way you try so hard!”

6 – “If you are going to be two faced, at least make one of them pretty!”

7 – “You are proof that evolution can go in reverse!”

8 – “I like you. People say I have no taste, but I like you!”

9 – “You changed your mind? Does this one work any better?”

10 – “Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?”

11 – “If you worked out as much as you ran your mouth, you’d be in great shape!” (LOL! – MY FAVORITE ON THIS LIST!)

12 – “Oh….this is how conversation works!”

13 – “You have the right to remain silent, because whatever you say will probably be stupid!”

14 – “I may not be perfect but at least I am not you!”

15 – “Your lips are moving but all I hear is blah, blah, blah”

16 – “I love the sound you make when you shut up!”

17 – “Did someone leave your cage open?”

18 – “I’d punch your face, but I can’t stand the thought of touching you!”

19 – “The only thing wrong with me is that I’m talking to you!”

20 – “If I threw a stick, you’d chase it, right?”

21 – “Its good that you aren’t letting education get in the way of your ignorance!”

22 – “You’ll never be the man your mom is!”

23 – “You are the reason nobody likes you!”

24 – “This is the perfect time for you to become a missing person”

25 – “I’d love to insult you, but you probably wouldn’t understand!”

26 – “I believed in evolution until I met you!”

27 – “You have the rest of your life to be a jerk, why don’t you take the day off!”

28 – “They say opposites attract, I hope you meet someone intelligent!”

29 – “May you run out of toilet paper when you need it most”

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